lovely-lady-lover:

myaekingheart:

….why don’t I know how to cook actual food for myself? Oh my god, I’m gonna die on my own.m

Ramen was invented for a reason, and that reason wasnt to make me look like an idiot but you know, it happens.

Haha yeah. Id make myself ramen for breakfast but…I want actual breakfast. Fuck it, I should just walk to Denny’s.



….why don’t I know how to cook actual food for myself? Oh my god, I’m gonna die on my own.m


The four words I fear the most from the majority of my facebook friends:
“I found your deviantART”


myminionsandieatcereal:

myaekingheart:

Mom: *watching Housewives*
Me: Oh my god, no. I hate this show. Its so stupid.
Mom: That’s so mean! I love this show! I don’t tell you the stuff you like is stupid!
Me: Well, I don’t like stupid stuff.

YOUR MOTHER WATCHES IT TOO?????

MY GOD, YES! IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S GOT IT ON ALL THE TIME NOWADAYS!! SHE CLAIMS SHE LOVES IT AND THAT ITS THE BEST BUT THEY ALL JUST AGGRAVATE THE SHIT OUT ME WITH THEIR UNNECESSARY DRAMA XP


lets-ask-two-invisible-people:

New edit because it’s hot as hell around here (it was 102 in the sun yesterday, or so my thermometer said) so snowy, fluffy stuff in anticipation for winter :3 Really happy with the way this one came out.

lets-ask-two-invisible-people:

New edit because it’s hot as hell around here (it was 102 in the sun yesterday, or so my thermometer said) so snowy, fluffy stuff in anticipation for winter :3 Really happy with the way this one came out.


SOMEONE HELP ME. MY GRANDMOTHER IS TRYING TO FORCE DIFFERENT POLITICAL BELIEFS DOWN MY THROAT.


Mom: *watching Housewives*
Me: Oh my god, no. I hate this show. Its so stupid.
Mom: That's so mean! I love this show! I don't tell you the stuff you like is stupid!
Me: Well, I don't like stupid stuff.

One of the best things just happened. I was at the store with my grandmom and there was this little girl sitting outside the fitting room when I went in to go try on a dress and as soon as I went inside, she started singing “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?” and it was great xD